Extra verses for "Black Bodies"
Poul Anderson(to "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
Well Heisenberg came to the rescue
Intending to make all secure
What is the result of his efforts?
We are absolutely unsure.
Chorus
Dirac spoke of energy levels
Both minus and plus. Oh how droll
And now just because of his teaching
We don't know our mass from a hole.
Chorus
The theory's complex and fragile
and smells full of logical traps;
Whenever we open the catbox
our wave functions promptly collapse!