Keen to Play Lode Runner

Keen to Play Lode Runner

(By TNT)

To "Billie Jean" by Miachael Jackson

It's chutes and ladders with laughing gas

And cartoonish blasts

Just grab the treasure and make your way out of the room:

Dig a hole, grab a coin, plant a bomb!

Maybe you are the one

who will blast through the floor with a gun!

It first was published by Brøderbund, for the Apple II

Then everyone had to port it through so they could play:

Dig a hole, trap a monk, get away

People always told me be careful with your time

Don't wanna waste your precious life.

To start a new arcade game's like leaping in a hole

And be careful if you do, 'cause the hole can close on you!

I'm really keen to play Lode Runner

'Cause it's a game that's not so easily won

But it still is lots of fun

It's not easily won

But it still is lots of fun

For forty levels, some forty times

I ran out of lives

I'm tossing slime cans and setting snares

For these mad monks

Dig a hole, plant a bomb, drop a mound

If you don't want to lose

Then be careful when lighting that fuse.

(Light my fuse!)

I made a level you can only win with the weirdest thing

That you possibly think to do with a pick-axe

Then you dig through the floor with a blast!

People always told me be careful with your time

Don't wanna waste your precious life.

But the editor's so easy, each item's just one tile

Can't help but make a file and showcase all my style!

Really keen to play Lode Runner

Though its a game that's not so easily won

It still is lots of fun.

Really keen to play Lode Runner

'Cause it's a game that's not so easily won

But it still is lots of fun.

Not so easily won

But it still is loads of fun

It's not easily won

But it still is lots of fun

Really keen to play Lode Runner

'Cause it's a game that's not so easily won

But it still is lots of fun.

Not so easily won

But it's still a ton of fun

Not so easy to run

Not so easily done

Not so easy to run

Really keen to play Lode Runner

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