Coca-Cola 4ever

Thorin N. Tatge

To  “Coca-Cola Commercial” by Christina Aguilera

The stars are shining bright in the cold sky tonight.

The cool taste of Coke is the true force behind their light!

When everything is gone and there is no further dawn

Whatever else may come, there's always Coca-Cola.

You may not like your hair or have anything to wear.

But as long as you drink Coke it's not like anyone'll care!

What you pour down your throat is all anyone'll notice.

Your image must consist of only Coca-Cola.

Just what is the appeal of a huge Thanksgiving meal?

A double case of Coke is a much, much sweeter deal!

Farmers, scrap your seeds, you have no need for feeds

For all your body needs is in one Coca-Cola.

The Third World’s in debt, but there may be solace yet!

For oil, guns and Coke are the perfect triumvirate!

When all your mines are dry and your payments are too high,

To sweeten any deal there's always Coca-Cola.

The world can be harsh when you've got nothing to drink.

Our predecessors suffered on yak's blood and printer ink!

But now that Coke is here, we have nothing to fear.

As long as there is thirst there’s always Coca-Cola.

Wherever there is rain, there's always a flood.

Wherever there is pain, there's pestilence and blood!

Wherever there is life, there's poverty and grief,

And wherever there is fun, there's always Coca-Cola.

Philosophers keep this in mind when catering:

There's everything on Earth--but then there's the real thing!

Here’s a simple key to epistemology:

All life is an illusion except Coca-Cola!

There's only so much hydrogen in the sea!

Thank God we've got a source of renewable energy!

The power of the atom will only last so long.

To keep us going strong there's always Coca-Cola!

The stars are shining bright in the cold sky tonight.

The cool taste of Coke is the true force behind their light!

When everything is gone and there is no further dawn

Whatever else may come, there's always Coca-Cola.

Du du du du doot—Always Coca-Cola!