Filk songs

Gotta have these lyrics available for easy reference! Now a phone makes me a song-haver. I'm in the process of adding information about these songs, and maybe I'll eventually format their individual pages more nicely, too!



General parodies and filks:

Title (alphabetical)
Tune
Subject
500 Miles by Bicycle 500 Miles (Pretenders)
Original
The Ambulocetus Song The Hippopotamus Song (Flanders & Swann)
Original
Angry Birdsong The Swallow Song (Joan Baez)
Angry Birds
Baby Bumpkin Some song from the 90s I don't even remember
Original
The Basilisk Hunters Original Original
Bee of the Bird of the Moth (extra verses) Bee of the Bird of the Moth (They Might Be Giants)
Extension
Big Blue Pool and a Billion Trees Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree (KT Tunstall)
The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia) by C. S. Lewis
Bleeding Unfinished song by Nate Bucklin, original melody added
Unfinished song by Nate Bucklin, original content added
Broken Morning Morning Has Broken (Eleanor Farjeon) Parody
The Burger Connection The Rainbow Connection (Paul Williams)
Bob's Burgers (TV show created by Loren Bouchard)
Can You Remember Try to Remember (Harvey Schmidt)
Original
The Candy Tree The Baby Tree (Rosalie Sorrels)
Original
A Celebration of Animals Original
Original
A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Song Original
Original
Clever, So Clever Original From my webcomic, Fabulous Clem
Coca-Cola Forever
Always Coca-Cola (Terry Coffey & Jon Nettlesbey) Parody
The Cooking Skills of Man The Quiet Faith of Man (Bill Staines)
Original
Crittersweet Just the Girl (The Click Five)
Original
Daredevil Davy's Lament Original
From my unfinished 2005 NaNovel
Darzee's Chaunt (extended version) Original
Extension of a song from "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi," from The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
Delivery Original Original
The Devil's Bouncer Original
Original
Do You Love a Kitty? Do You Love an Apple/IBM (Laramie Sasseville, filk of "Do You Love an Apple" [traditional])
Parody
Dona Dona (dragon remix) Dona Dona (Sholom Secunda, for the play Esterke by Aaron Zeitlin) Parody
Doomshadow
Moonshadow (Cat Stevens)
DungeonQuest board game
Dory of Morro Bay Charlie on the MTA (Jacqueline Steiner and Bess Lomax Hawes) Finding Dory (Disney/Pixar)
Dr. Mario theme lyrics Fever & Chill (Dr. Mario video game by Nintendo)
Original
Du Wacky Du Willow, Tit-Willow (from The Mikado by Gilbert & Sullivan)
A card from the Morgan's Tarot deck
Falling Range Rhythm of the Falling Rain (The Cascades)
Original
Fish Fractions Fish Heads (Barnes & Barnes)
Frog Fractions
Fort Lucenne Mall Red Rubber Ball (Bruce Woodley & Paul Simon) Night in the Woods
The Fox (in Socks) The Fox (traditional)
Fox in Socks (Dr. Seuss)
The Fox's Lesson You Can't Hurry Love (The Supremes)
The Little Prince
Gabu's Song I Will Follow You into the Dark (Death Cab for Cutie)
From my fan novel about Arashi no Yoru ni (One Stormy Night), Arashi No Kanata (Beyond the Storm)
Gingerbread People Rainy Day People (Gordon Lightfoot)
Original
Go North Go West (Village People)
An unpublished and unnamed novel series
The Hearts The Rose (Amanda McBroom)
Original
The History of Physics 101 (extra verse)
Battle Hymn of the Republic (Julia Ward Howe)
The History of Physics 101 (filk song)
Hit the Road, Cats Hit the Road, Jack (Ray Charles)
Zero Wing
I am a Roc I Am a Rock (Simon & Garfunkel)
Original
It Hearts You Original
Original
Kiss from a Rock Kiss from a Rose (Seal)
Inspired by an unpublished short story called "The Basilisk Unveiled"
The Leg Dance Original
Secret project I used to fantasize about as a teen
The Lessons of Time The Longest Time (Billy Joel)
Parody
Level Three Lemon Tree (Harry Bellafonte)
Original
The Lifeguard Original Original
The Lode Runner Song Original
Lode Runner (Sierra edition, The Legend Returns)
Love You, Bea Let It Be (The Beatles)
Night in the Woods
Lucky Bear
I'm a Gummi Bear (Gummibär) (Extended version) Original
Man Playing Scrabble Man Come into Egypt (Fran Minkoff & Fred Hellerman)
Scrabble (board game)
Many a New Scale Many a New Day (Oklahoma by Rodgers & Hammerstein)
Original
Marsupial Fandom (extra verses) The Temperance Union (traditional)
Original
Mei's Lullaby Yan Tan Tethera song (Yorkshire traditional) Original
A Memo to Class Dinosauria, Signed God Original
Original
The Merry Song of Betty Thong Original Original
More 'f the Landwitch o' the West The Witch of the Westmoreland (Stan Rogers)
Parody
Murderous Little Toy The Marvelous Toy (Tom Paxton)
Original
My Pet Is Called Nature Original Original
On Top of Spaghetti (Discordian remix) On Top of Spaghetti (Tom Glazer)
Discordia (religion)
One Was Yopu One Was Johnny (Carole King, about a book by the same title by Maurice Sendak)
Original
Our House You're Always Welcome at Our House (Shel Silverstein)
Extension
People Will Think We're in League People Will Think We're in Love (Oklahoma by Rodgers & Hammerstein)
Original
Q in Check Original
Original
The RadiShTree
The Brandy Tree (Gordon Bok)
Original
Sailing Toward the Morning Turning Toward the Morning (Gordon Bok)
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (The Chronicles of Narnia) by C. S. Lewis
Salamander Embers Original Original
Sam of the Dance Lord of the Dance (traditional)
Green Eggs & Ham (Dr. Seuss)
Scentsongs Original From an unfinished audio play called "One Thousand Lives" (rehashed poorly here)
School of Magic Inventory Original School of Magic (game)
Shattered Church Window Original My fan novella about Night in the Woods, Shortest Night
Silly Little Starstrung Lady Madonna (The Beatles)
Obliquely related to an unpublished sequel to my own book, What Is Best?
Song of the Mother Wolf Original From my fan novel about Arashi no Yoru ni (One Stormy Night), Arashi No Kanata (Beyond the Storm)
Stand Right There Stand By Me (Ben E. King)
Original
Stars 'n' Bars 2016 The Star-Spangled Banner
Parody
Strange Things Similar to "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat" (Guys & Dolls)
Original
Used to Anything
Disturbingly original
Original
Walking Lullaby Original From my unfinished 2004 NaNovel
Waters of Babble-On Waters of Babylon (Lee Hays, arrangement from The Book of Psalms)
Parody
Watership Down Wuthering Heights (Kate Bush, about the novel of the same name by Emily Brontë)
Watership Down by Richard Adams
What Is a Vine Original
From a room description on Endless Round MUCK, based on Disney's The Lion King
What Is My Spirit Original Original
When I Am a Toad When I'm 64 (The Beatles)
Original
The Wind Song (extended version)
The Wind Song from Arashi no Yoru ni: Himitsu no Tomodachi Extension for my fan novel about Arashi no Yoru ni (One Stormy Night), Arashi No Kanata (Beyond the Storm)
Words Are Also Like Words Are Like (They Might Be Giants)
Original
Your Mom Is SO Fat From a Distance (Bette Midler)
Original



Specialty songs
Pony songs
Reba songs
Undertale songs
Christmas filks
MUCK songs



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