Hey, can you see our flag?
Is it still where it was
when we saw it last night
and got all patriotic?
All those big stars and stripes
really give me a buzz
and the way the thing streams
can be straight up hypnotic.
All those bombs from last night
had us retching with fright
but at least there's an upside:
They gave us some light.
So yo, is it waving
or did it get ganked
'Cause we're all brave and free,
and it sucks to get spanked.
Homey, what is that thing
on the shore over there
where the bad guys are all
standing picking their noses?
I have no fricking clue
what it is, but I care
'cause it's beautiful, dude
like a fuckton of roses.
And it's all red and white
and it's chill in the light
and it grooves on the breeze;
tell me, what is that sight?
JK; I know perfectly
well it's our flag
and the fact it's still up
is cold proof of our swag!
Where the hell are those guys
who were all in our face
saying “Give us your land
for a new day is dawning”?
We've been pwning their dudes
from inside of their base
Now there's blood everywhere
and they won't be respawning
And our guys that they pressed
into service sans zest
at the end of the day
are as dead as the rest
Our flag is still flying
'cause we've got mad skills
and that big ring of stars
is a count of our kills.
We'll just go on like that
killing redcoated derps
for as long as their kings
keep on trying to fade us
And I sure hope that we
aren't such ungrateful twerps
that we don't thank the Lord
for the fly way he made us.
So let's beat up some bums
and then steal all their crumbs
With God on our side
we're as dope as it comes!
I know that we'll win
'cause our flag is so cool.
USA is number one
and
Americans rule!