Zoos
may feed their zebras hei
Which
leads said zebras to sei,
"An
apple would make my dei!"
(But
we only hear them brei.)
They
know
that pumpkin pae
Would
be very nice to trae
Even
though they can get bae
When
the weather is bone drae.
Deprived
of
food moist and gwy,
Zebras
eat grass that's too chwy
And
other foods just as scrwy...
But
it leads to grave ennwy.
And
that's
why zebras, my boe
Are
so easy to annoe:
The
kind of food they enjoe
Is
easier to destroe.
Comic by Mbala
Alternate, more
technically correct version