Zebraic Englyn

Zoos may feed their zebras hei
Which leads said zebras to sei,
"An apple would make my dei!"
(But we only hear them brei.)

They know that pumpkin pae
Would be very nice to trae
Even though they can get bae
When the weather is bone drae.

Deprived of food moist and gwy,
Zebras eat grass that's too chwy
And other foods just as scrwy...
But it leads to grave ennwy.

And that's why zebras, my boe
Are so easy to annoe:
The kind of food they enjoe
Is easier to destroe.

Comic by Mbala
Alternate, more technically correct version